Turdcules Toilet Spray

  • $11.99
    Unit price per 


Sh*t Like A Man. Smell Like a Legend. (And your significant other will also thank you)

Each spray of your Turdcules Toilet Elixir deploys a massive fleet of microscopic, turd-tacklin' battleships, barricading your belligerently, baneful brown bio-bombs beneath the surface of the porcelain sea.

  • 100+ Uses per 2 FL/OZ Bottle
  • SEPTIC-SAFE
  • Proudly Made in the USA
  • 4.75"H x 1.25" Round

Four fun elixir scents for your potty room . Shake well. Spray in the bowl. Fire in the hole.